Donna Hogan, Anna Nicole's Sister, Pens Train Wreck Expose.
Expect a long tome of drunken actions to follow. Included in the five thousand live fast, die young, hard-partying celebrity and celebrity wannabe crowd, expect perhaps two or three to recognize there might have been a problem.
Will Howard Stern continue to benefit from his only client?
Ignoring the obvious conflict-of-interest, it's likely Stern will file paperwork necessary for judicial approval appointing him as the executor of the estate, and Guardian Ad Litem for Dannielee. (It's also expected paperwork against Stern's involvement will be filed by Larry Birkhead.)
Stern will also ask for compensation from Judge Robert Schnider, routinely granted from the proceeds of the estate. As such nothing nothing changes. Though dead, Anna Nicole Smith estate will be able to continue employing Stern for years.
Will Dannielee's Daddy Please Sit Down?
Going to school on Prince Frederic von Anhalt's ten minute claim of fame, (so ridiculous we're decided against offering the routine 15), it's expected the pool boy, the mailman, the ex-body guard, and several men who passed Smith on the street will likewise file paternity claims.
Most interesting however is her first true love, the now long dead J. Howard Marshall; whose sperm may have been frozen in time, just like his Will. It hardly seems possible Smith conceived the idea to produce an heir at a later date without that coming out at the trial since Rusty Hardin would have smoked out that particular bombshell.
The Miracle of Anna Nicole Smith's life was that she lived to 39.
Unlike Hazelton or any of the 26 Malibu residential treatment centers fanatically competing for celebrity dollars, AA, CA, NA traditions state they are about attraction not promotion. Though AA has helped millions to attain and keep sobriety with a proven treatment for alcoholism, they employ no sales personnel or publicists. If they did, we suspect a few dollars would have been spent on an Anna Nicole Smith poster to remind people programs helping alcoholics and addicts actually exist....along with a reminder that a basic desire for sobriety is fundamental for success.
Medications Reportedly Found in Anna Nicole Smith's Room:
Anna Nicole's personal prescription pharmacy (in the flurry of frenzied reporting, no mention of the prescribing physisicans themselves), included:
Methadone: A powerful opiate painkiller, it is in the same drug category as morphine and codeine — often used to help heroin addicts beat their habit. Causes severe drowsiness and can potentially interact with hundreds of other drugs.
Provigil: A secret favorite of pilots and hospital doctors working graveyard shifts, this central nervous system stimulant keeps users alert and awake. Side effects include anxiety, nervousness, depression, irregular heartbeat and dozens more.
Xanax: Prescribed for depression, anxiety disorders and panic attacks — and, occasionally, fear of open spaces — this brain-bending benzodiazepine drug is notoriously habit-forming. Fentanyl lollipop: A powerful narcotic painkiller often given to cancer patients, especially children. A berry-flavored one sold under the name Actiq sells for about $25 a "pop" on the street.
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